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 Posted: Thu 15:23, 23 Dec 2010 Post subject: Some you may be able to see only laugh! |
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!The farmer was caught
vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .
a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fall down, I really do not drink it! Female scared,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], not in the urine, not wait any longer let the ass, drunk, said: I speak, how they start a bottle
early in the morning, the rooster to hen beating others to it opened, and asked the hen: cock what hit you? I do not know hen asked the cock, rooster said: fuck it biological mother, it is up the next morning made a duck! ! !
hunters, hunting, watching the trees are two birds, lay a gun, found to be not only the hair, are wondering, the other birds down and cursed the hunter: He *, and I just coax strip her clothes, you put her down to play. . .
keep a parrot hanging in a hotel at the door, a guest to say: \go in, the parrot said: \break apart and found that an abortion drug, just listen to children, said: He * it,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! Would like to kill me? Not so easy! !
end of the performance, leadership pulled a beautiful stage actress Mongolian greetings do not let go of the hand, kept on asking name? Actress, said excitedly: Malegebi
points higher, to see a further; water clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base! Go its own way to let others take a taxi go. Wearing someone else's shoes, let others go looking for.
What is depressed? Was beaten three-one people, the group of people to hug Ma, wallet stolen people, who slipped with his wife, the family got left a smell also sour porridge, the eyeball over the pages of the draw, go to the hospital ambulance ditch the car also lost!
moon cake fell in love with bread, in their pursuit,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], bread unwilling to do. Moon cake sorry: (Kong cavity) This is for what? Bread: my wife has said that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai.
day hen flew up into the roof of the main popular and said angrily, \look for a duck. \Mother can not give you leave a pants? \one person, that person said: \to meet you,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! second wish to talk about it. \home. \Fairy asked the French. The Frenchman said: \French added: \Finally, the French said: \The Chinese say: \Asked what his second wish. The Chinese say: \The Chinese say: \I walked and saw a bottle, open the plug and then a person to emerge, that person said: \Total Total and Americans let the Chinese people, said that as well, so for a while and get back by him. So the Chinese people, said: \France urged the Chinese and the Americans up to second wish to speak up. Double pot after drinking Chinese people spoke slowly to the fairy said: \The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. To tribal chiefs, said: \He said: \The United States left behind the old feeling. Japanese After seeing this,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang with the foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-create the ability to brag about it, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: \
wish: \Thank you! ! !
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