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 Posted: Thu 7:31, 13 Jan 2011 Post subject: Classic jokes do not laugh, you cut me ....... |
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1. fortuneteller and Miss White: \off the bad omen, there will be two big waves of life.
2. lectures female teachers pants zipper was opened, a girl stood up to remind: the teacher, you have not closed the door! teacher waved: whether it be a moment to visit the dean
3. wedding early in the morning the next day, the bride from the bridal chamber, out of pain, hand leaning on the wall, hand over his lower body, cursed:
liar ! What a liar! married three years ago, said the savings, I thought it was money too!
4. the hospital under the shade of a tree, a pair of lovers kissing in embrace. a doctor saw in the past of the young man said: \\Will not be called a bed! \! Bed! ! \Damn it! Thanks and I came to and killed your mother to your non-
7. adjacent to the vagina and anus, the vagina of the anus, said: One-Eyed Jacks and out of your does not help me, anal said: Every time it came, two grenades were hanging in my house, scared all scared me, which would dare to come out?
8. Emperor see concubine sad looking, Ji Zhao physician, the attending physician after the prescription: brawny eight! Timor foreign tour, Hui Gong, see Fei radiant, eight thin knees before the house of Han. Emperor: Who kneel down? physician: dregs!
9. woman bought a banana, put on the back pockets after the bus from time to time reaching back scratching. After a while, there is a young man patted her shoulder: Miss, please let go I want to get off the
10. family planning survey the countryside minister, asked the farmer: Why can not marry your cousin you know? l simple and honest farmer smiled and answered: Relatives Well, Oh Oh Oh ... ... Oh, too familiar, bad start!
11. ant wife married to a centipede, wedding night, asked what feelings ant, ants anger Feng said: Bankai a leg is not, then one leg is not Bankai ...... mother pull the legs of a night!
12. Bulls travel, fear of cows unattended. then wondered: monkey cunning, cruel tiger, only the elephant and reliable. few days back
Bulls reclaim his wife from the image. The next day the bull angrily: Bovine B big
13. family planning staff to to check the work of a mountain village, found a serious comeback, and asked the villagers: \\\\\: the one window,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], two doors, 26 years went into people. matchmaker said: silly than stupid
15. oilfield, a newly married couple. For a long sent a couplet The Union: new new drill new wells. Second line: the more oil drilling deeper beyond. Streamer: more clear ... loose. 【】 read separately from the Meiji
16. Shandong Literacy , the teacher wrote on the blackboard,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], \br>
18. a peasant woman into the city just babysit owners to clean up the bed and found a used condom, I do not know what, I asked the hostess.
hostess to ask: you do not make Love it? answered the woman: for, but did not wear mad ye are peeling out.
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